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(For The Serious Young Actor)
"Bandana Mania" (Teen Monologue, Female)*Humorous*
Jayna's new friend Stephanie, has just moved in next door.
Jayna has been going to the same inner-city high school all her life,
while Stephanie came from a nice, quiet, middle class neighborhood on
the outside of town. Stephanie's a nice girl, her parents just divorced,
lives with her mom. They lost there house and are renting a little studio
place above the neighbor's garage. Jayna is giving her friend some fashion
tips for her first day of school.
Jayna: Stephanie, are you crazy! You can't wear that around
here...Where do you think you are, the "St. Mary's School for Girls",
cutie, you're downtown now. You can't wear that bandana around your ankle,
like some little fashion accessory! You'll get us both killed! (Beat)
Yeah it looks great...but sorry...you're not wearing it. You'll see a
lot fo kids around here wearing bandanas on their heads and it's not because
it goes with their shirt. They are like signs of association and sources
of pride, or somehting like that...oh, and good luck if you DON'T happen
to be familiar with, "The Code". Oh man, and heaven forbid you put a wrong
color on, or wear it because it's cute...you could get yourself messed-up!
Yesterday, I thought I'd have a little fun and wear that bandana my little
brother gave me, with the good ole Red, White, and Blue, United States
Flag printed on it...You should have seen the looks on their faces, they
didn't know whether to throw me a peace sign or beat me up...but you can
forget about it, I'm not wearing enough under arm deodorant to try that
stunt again today, so please, just take it off!
ORIGINAL, FREE MONOLOGUES, FOR THE
SERIOUS YOUNG ACTOR. Adapt them to your needs, but please, no reprinting
or using for profit without my written authorization.......ENJOY! |
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